If the rock came with a pouch that carried several smaller rocks, and possibly a way to propel said rocks in a relatively rapid succession, it would be an assault weapon, if you use a sling to launch the weapon that was less than 48 inches long it would be an SBR, if you put the rock in a towel before throwing it, it would be illegally suppressed. As it stands a large rock by itself is not an assault weapon, it needs a flashlight and the thrower needs some type of improved optics!
Good one! Actually pretty true.
Amen to that. That sucker would mess you up! I'd like to see Samson's jawbone take on Chuck Norris' roundhouse.
That kid's got some stones.
And a rock!
