Well, I'll still say that "Christian" isn't a "Religion" - in the same manner that a "church" isn't a "building", both in the generic (as opposed to individual) sense.
Christianity isn't a religion. It's a philosophy of the man known as Christ. The different sects within the protestant realm are religions.
I say unto you: let no nit be left unpicked.
Hear hear! And it's not a philosophy either.
Yes...now they only monitor gun-owning, law-abiding, America-loving, citizens. Oh, no you're not wrong. You covered them above..."any other extremist group".
^^^^This.
I do believe it's an illegal immigration problem. Combine this with a politically-correct leaning of the masses. We end up with totally ignorant and oblivious voters and sheeple just allowing the elected idiots to 'rule' them. We're so screwed and bass-ackwards! I really look forward to some drastic changes to our country - changes for the better, not changing in the direction we seem to be heading.
For some reason this just came to mind...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
HA! Good one!
Yes that is really funny
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