-- "Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: 1. Jesus Christ 2. The American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Funny, but why did they feel the need to photoshop it onto wrinkled paper?
From another forum but with the same premise:
Getting old should require training: I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: "Remove cap and push up bottom." It hurts to walk, but whenever I phart, the room sure does smell good.
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