You are all LIARS!!!
I made a trip to the store with my wife a little while ago and felt things rubbing wrong. Remembering the recent Gold Bond thread on here, I knew we had some at home that's been in the cabinet for a while that I've dumped in shoes and such.
Upon arriving home, I decided to prepare for the evening of coaching swimming that I will soon leave to that takes place in a hot and humid pool building. I reached under the bathroom cabinet, dropped trau and began to apply.
This stuff gave me a good cool feeling for about 30 seconds and now feels like my bells and crevice are on fire. I'm pretty sure this stuff contains some sort of acid and I'll later find the skin separated from my body near my underparts.
You guys are either some tough SOBs with a fetish for pain or I've been the target of a cruel fraternity prank where everyone knew and was in on it except for me. "Here, put this on your junk. It's good for keeping your stick from getting a muscle cramp."
I made a trip to the store with my wife a little while ago and felt things rubbing wrong. Remembering the recent Gold Bond thread on here, I knew we had some at home that's been in the cabinet for a while that I've dumped in shoes and such.
Upon arriving home, I decided to prepare for the evening of coaching swimming that I will soon leave to that takes place in a hot and humid pool building. I reached under the bathroom cabinet, dropped trau and began to apply.
This stuff gave me a good cool feeling for about 30 seconds and now feels like my bells and crevice are on fire. I'm pretty sure this stuff contains some sort of acid and I'll later find the skin separated from my body near my underparts.
You guys are either some tough SOBs with a fetish for pain or I've been the target of a cruel fraternity prank where everyone knew and was in on it except for me. "Here, put this on your junk. It's good for keeping your stick from getting a muscle cramp."