I Feel So Important...

[Cohiba]

Well I don't know about you common people...but I just got a text from;

Wait for it....




You'll never guess who it was from...





You wouldn't believe it...but it's the TRUTH!!!


THE PRESIDENT.....yes of the United States!!!


I have to admit...it didn't state much but it was from the President!!

Bow before me you common...lowly...people!!!
I just knew I was important and my text verifies that...don't you wish...

Hold on...my secretary is trying to get my attention...she's very common and...


Well.... I am remiss and stand chastised and rebuked!!! Everyone got a text from the President..D@mn It To Hell!!!

Never mind.....carry on....nothing to see here!!!

 

[CGS1]

I got the same message.I'm sure the Russians had to have something to do with this.

 

[TerryMiller]

Wife and I were walking Sooner Fashion Mall and mine went off. Same with others around us.

So, I guess we are ALL special.

 

[BReeves]

Wife and I must be nobodies neither one of us received it.

 

[deplorable okie 75]

I thought it was a scam, so I deleted it.

 

[DavidMcmillan]

Consider, if you will, the poor teachers with classrooms full of phones, all alerting at the same time. Kinda cool...

 

[deplorable okie 75]

Consider, if you will, the poor teachers with classrooms full of phones, all alerting at the same time. Kinda cool...

That would have been hilarious, imho.

 

[rickm]

Wife and I must be nobodies neither one of us received it.

I'm with you i didnt get one either, most of my co workers did thou.

 

[mightymouse]

All I got was a rock.

 

[JD8]

The left is on twitter talking about how this is proof of the fascism that they've been talking about lol.