If you were Innocent......

[EhlerDave]

I would want to be starved to death, as ummm, how should I put this, aw hell ... as fat as I am, it would give me a lot of time to plan an escape.

 

[Perplexed]

I would like to raped to death by 5 of the hottest FEMALE porn stars there is/are!!! That would teach me a lesson!!!

Just make sure you have a supply of condoms.

 

[Jestik]

Being forced to have sex with 1000 beautiful women until I can't take it anymore and my heart explodes.

 

[Honey Badger]

Just make sure you have a supply of condoms.

I am gonna die anyway!!! Who cares!!! LOL

 

[Sanford]

Nuclear explosion.

 

[Boehlertaught]

A kiss on the mouth with full tongue from Hillary not an option or is that to cruel and unusual?

Thanks a lot...I threw up in my mouth a lot! Oh, fireing squad.

 

[Perplexed]

I am gonna die anyway!!! Who cares!!! LOL

Exactly