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Can someone explain this to me? To me, it's blatantly obvious the arm belongs to the Darlene Conner in the middle, unless Lurch has 2 elbows.
A man is sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, "I love you."
She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."
She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."
That's not an elbow. It's a really long wrist.
An elderly couple is sitting on the front porch, rocking away peacefully.
The wife suddenly reaches over, and shoves the old man right out of his rocker and off the porch.
He slowly picks himself up, hobbles back up the steps, and slowly asks...
"What in the world was that for!?!?"
To which she replies:
"That was for 50 years of bad sex!"
Surprisingly, the old man just sits back in his rocker, and goes back to rocking; just as if nothing ever happened.
Then suddenly, he reaches over, and shoves her straight out of her rocker, and off the porch.
Just as he had, she picks herself up, and climbs back on the the porch.
Astonished, she asks:
"What on earth was that for?!?!"
To which he replies...
"That's for knowing the difference!"
The wife suddenly reaches over, and shoves the old man right out of his rocker and off the porch.
He slowly picks himself up, hobbles back up the steps, and slowly asks...
"What in the world was that for!?!?"
To which she replies:
"That was for 50 years of bad sex!"
Surprisingly, the old man just sits back in his rocker, and goes back to rocking; just as if nothing ever happened.
Then suddenly, he reaches over, and shoves her straight out of her rocker, and off the porch.
Just as he had, she picks herself up, and climbs back on the the porch.
Astonished, she asks:
"What on earth was that for?!?!"
To which he replies...
"That's for knowing the difference!"
DANG Nikat ... that's pretty good ... lol
You wanna know the *real* punchline to that story?!?
PS, I thought you'd like that one BB!
PS, I thought you'd like that one BB!
HELL YA!! PM me ... bwhahahahaha! (Poor GC ... tee hee)
I heard this from a preacher.... during his sermon!
haha! That makes it even better, huh!! (And I'm sorry for having dirty thoughts about where you heard it! lol)
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