My wife and I were at Lawtons newer Walmart superstore the other day and heard a gal talking loudly and coming to the soda section that we were in. She looked right at us and said that her and Jesus were having a pepperoni pizza party and that he said some Cokeacola would be nice as she picked up a 2liter. I discussed this with the boys at work and we all agreed that Jesus would probably be an RC cola guy.