Well keep going north and if you run into Dorothy and Toto trying to hitch a ride home, you've gone too far. Turn around and head south till you get where that horse was found dead in the tornado of 73, and turn right. Head that way till you cross a couple of creeks and a barn or two. Eventually you'll come to a 4 way stop. Can't get lost here because the north and south roads have been closed because of Hwy work the last 2 years and the only choice is straight. In an hour or two, if you happen upon a Love's store or Baptist Church (can't go 10 miles in any direction without running into one or both) stop and ask where the heck you are.
You're in for a treat.........but you won't find any four way stop signs, the dead horse could still be there, the creeks actually have water this year....................and the highway actually runs northeast! If it rains, stay on the blacktop or white rock roads only.