This is the problem that vexes me so, Mac. It's just weird. Look at the back of his head when the wind really stirs his hair. The back of his head is totally bald. The donor area has been over harvested to the point that he's bald on the back of his head in a way that no one is. Just strange. He could be an honest man bald. He could just buy the best and most expensive wig the world has produced. What does he do? He hires a crack team of Caltech engineers and sends them to beauty school. The tenacity of that. His Real hair looks like the wig you found in your funny uncle's closet in 1979. You know: the one he wore to Back Street Basics on Turkish Prison Night. Proud of it too.A better comb-over...?