I have to command myself not to pee. Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
My grandpa once told me, and I quote, "don't ever get old. It ain't no fun." And he was around 90 when he told me that.
You know, I wish they'd tell you in advance when you're gonna have to pee in a cup. If I don't need to pee, I have to sit around the lobby drinking water because they want a piss sample, but if I have to pee like a rushin' race horse, all they want is blood...
Crud!!! You had to bring up the pill box thingy. Now I need to go take mine.
Fortunately, I've not got the health and pain problems than many here have, and I thank God for that. I take two prescription drugs and that is all (blood pressure and cholesterol.) Everything else is either a supplement or a vitamin.
Prayers for all of you dealing with pain.
Of all the dumb stuff I did as a kid, I never cracked a bone. I cracked the frame on my BMX bike, but never a bone. I had my truck knock me down and run over my ankle and only ended up with an Ace bandage and some crutches that I tossed after a half a day. I even had a New Holland 55 side delivery rake jump off the farm jack and try to use its adjusting handle to pin my rib cage to the tractor. Not much more than bruising.
Until, that is, I was going up the stairs in my house in socks one night. My foot slipped, and all of my weight drove my foot into the riser of the next step. Bang, cracked my big toe. Hurt like a sonofabeech, too...
Shot twice, stabbed once, fell off 3 buildings, ran over 3 times , bit by a copper head, picked up by a tornado and slammed down a block and a half later. Skull fracture from a bat, multiple automobile wrecks with multiple injuries, hung once, horse wrecks , motor cycle wrecks, electrocuted, ran a piece of steel through my eye and pulled my eye out trying to remove it and the list goes on an on
Nephropathy, diabetic, Shingles, a cough they can not cure, bad lung and screwed up ribs. Ain't life grand?
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