Hey! I posted an honest answer with a solution. Now it's stupid stuff.......
My feelings are hurt. I'm a pretty sensitive guy BTW.
Sniff, sniff...I know Dennis, I know how sensitive of a guy you are...that mean old donner hurt my feelers too. And so did those other meanies like RC508pir and Terry Miller and okierider and D.Hargrove and all the rest of those old meanie-weanies.
I'm just gonna go spike my coffee with Geritol now, pop a Viagra, and go wake up Momma!