Snake ID

[jackinok09]

I'm sorry . I'd rehome it to hell!

 

[Bocephus123]

I'm sorry . I'd rehome it to hell!

Homeless people like snakes. (just entertaining myself).

 

[g54b16psi]

"Very friendly even wags his tail when you walk up." Spent 40 minutes at the P.O. in line to buy a money order for a gun I picked up on GB. Read this and had a good laugh. Thanks! Re-home the little bastard. They do good work most of the time.

 

[Shinneryfarmer]

It doubles as my burglar alarm when people get too close you can hear them scream from a long ways .

Have a friend who is a herpetologist. He converted a commercial building into his house and had a office/lab area. Steel doors, wire mesh over windows, wasn't designed to keep people out but more to keep things in.
A thug broke in thinking something that secure must have valuable stuff. Somehow in his effort he knocked over a cage in the dark and released several snakes, a couple rattlesnakes. Poor guy was deathly afraid of snakes I guess cause he called the Cops on himself to come rescue him.
Funny thing was they left him in there for 3 hrs waiting on Robert, the herpetologist to come catch the snakes. Cops refused to go in but told the guy he could come to them. That dude wasn't moving no way no how.
Use to love hearing Robert tell that story. He moved to Florida and now works for the Game and Fish down there.

 

[dennishoddy]

Went to a party at a guys house one night a long time ago. He had glass aquariums all over the house with different snakes in them.
He entertained us by dropping mice into the cages so we could watch them eat. As the night progressed, and the party got pretty crazy, he decided it was way past his bedtime, so he reached into one of the cages, took out a rattler of some breed and tossed it on the living room floor while pronouncing the party was over.
The house was cleared in a few seconds, some even leaving their ice chests.

 

[jakeman]

Went to a party at a guys house one night a long time ago. He had glass aquariums all over the house with different snakes in them.
He entertained us by dropping mice into the cages so we could watch them eat. As the night progressed, and the party got pretty crazy, he decided it was way past his bedtime, so he reached into one of the cages, took out a rattler of some breed and tossed it on the living room floor while pronouncing the party was over.
The house was cleared in a few seconds, some even leaving their ice chests.

I’d have been outa there so fast I probably would have lost a shoe.

 

[hbokc]

Good shot!!!
I love Snakes but these are not to be played with… I prefer the Copper Hesds…

 

[CHenry]

Found it in the shop staring down the rabbit that lives there. So for now the snake resides in my coffee table. Release at a later date.

In a coffee table?
Don't let it live! Kill it with extreme vengence!

 

[Bocephus123]

In a coffee table?
Don't let it live! Kill it with extreme vengence!

what did George say Rattlesnake for a necktie ..

 

[ok 22250]

He looks like he just wants to be petted and get a belly rub...

Yea he really likes belly rubs.