Okay, so I got one where my butt didn't get beat but I was terrified I would be. When I was about 4 there was an episode of this old house where bob vila and the guys were going hog wild busting up stuff in a house they were renovating, it looked like fun to me, So, I grabbed a claw hammer and went outside.....................
In the yard set my uncles 71 roadrunner, 56 ford F100, and a 68 chevy C30. I proceeded to bust out the headlights and tail lights of said vehicles with said hammer, then I blamed it on my mom since she was off her meds at the time. My uncle came to haul off his 56 Ford pickup a few days later, he never yelled at me, called me name or spanked me. I was sure I was gonna get my butt lit up but I never did.
Another one was back in the early 90's we had a decent sized zenith tv and VHS player. Well, both the TV and the VHS had matching remotes that worked for either. Well, we had two remotes to I decided to bury one in the yard, I think I did get my ass beat for that one and then my uncle told me to get out of his sight because he didn't want to look at me.
In the yard set my uncles 71 roadrunner, 56 ford F100, and a 68 chevy C30. I proceeded to bust out the headlights and tail lights of said vehicles with said hammer, then I blamed it on my mom since she was off her meds at the time. My uncle came to haul off his 56 Ford pickup a few days later, he never yelled at me, called me name or spanked me. I was sure I was gonna get my butt lit up but I never did.
Another one was back in the early 90's we had a decent sized zenith tv and VHS player. Well, both the TV and the VHS had matching remotes that worked for either. Well, we had two remotes to I decided to bury one in the yard, I think I did get my ass beat for that one and then my uncle told me to get out of his sight because he didn't want to look at me.