The Crack In My Crack Ain't My Crack, By Cracky

[Biggsly]

The investigating officers are very good. I am sure they will crack this case.

 

[Scamp]

you guys are "cracking" me up...

 

[Biggsly]

I just hope he does not hire some CRACKpot lawyer and get off.

 

[4play]

Usually when they search someones buttocks they will find crack. I think the guy was setup.

 

[ignerntbend]

That's not my crack and those aren't my buttocks.

 

[RugersGR8]

The Manatee County Sheriff's Office has passed this further bit of information: Raymond Stanley Roberts was indeed holding the drugs in question because a highly trained "crack sniffing" drug dog was brought in to varify their suspicions and so that the arrest could be made.

 

[dcoop46]

Too much info & really scary visuals.

 

[Bierhunter]

They were in his buttocks but he didn't know how they got there or who they belonged to.
The facts are still a little sketchy.

Must have been quite a party the night before. LOL

 

[xSMOKExLESSxCRACKx]

Nobody ever listens to me.

 

[BadgeBunny]

Heavens to Betsy ... ya'll ain't right ...

The poor guy ... how would you feel if some dog found crack in your ass??