The relatives won't leave!

[JWE]

For some reason I had a mental picture of Clark Griswalds family when they pulled the RV up in front of the house for Christmas....lol

 

[Fyrtwuck]

Start planning payback. Stay at their house next year.

 

[Soulman]

Merry Christmas! Sh!tter's full!

 

[redneck1861]

It's the wifes sisters. To top it off my youngest has the flu and is run down. You would think that would run them off, hell no.

Well maybe you should tell your youngest to go and give thier aunt's a big 'ol sloppy kiss and then cough on them. That might get them to leave

 

[ArealGunNut]

Omg, that last post made my day!

 

[bigfug]

Bang the sisters, the awkwardness should make them leave. If not, at least you got laid.

 

[Shootin 4 Fun]

Before suggesting trying to run them off, I have to ask, how does your wife feel about them staying so long. If she loves having them, as much as it sucks, it's an opportunity to score points with her by being super nice and hospitable to them. If she wants em gone too, feed em cheap food (like even cheaper than gubment cheese) and run around the house brandishing a firearm.

You're a newlywed, aren't ya?

 

[Danny Tanner]

This was posted at 1:09 PM.. I've had Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer played by a single tuba (or some horned instrument) since then.

 

[dennishoddy]

This for the win. I promise you just a couple of walks around in the nude and let them hear you having some wild sex (leave the bedroom door open) and they might join in?.

Fixed it for ya.
no thanks necessary

 

[WhiteyMacD]

Corned Beef and Cabbage time.