Things not to say ...

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Biggsly

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LOL. Will you hold my beer please while I look for my registration?
I have a buddy that is a LEO out in western Oklahoma. He said some of the people he deals with is unreal. He told me a few years back that he had stopped a guy and was checking for warrants when the guy asked if he could have a smoke. He said ok. When the guy bumped his pack to get a cig, his joint fell out. He said the guy looked at him and said "well, I guess I asked for that one".
 

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Yeah ... that Chris Rock thing is great!! Get a white friend and don't ride with a mad woman are my favs!!

I used to think GC was just making sh*t up when he would come home with stories ... then I went on a ride along with him. Longest 8 hours of MY LIFE!!

Good Lord, people are stupid ...
 

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I remember seeing a video a few years ago shot during a traffic stop.The cop was questioning the guy who ,in his stoned state,was unaware he had a joint stuck behind his ear.:homer:
 

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I always try to be humorous and just admit that I knew exactly what I was doing wrong. Always seems to work.
 

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Chris Rock is funny and his bits are usually just common sense like he says. I wonder what he would say about that article being written about his bit? Now that would really be hilarious!
 

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it may be common sense, but for most people who do not have a lot of LEO knowledge probably has not thought most of the items through. i know i was terrified the first time i was stopped carrying...
 

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Hahah. Yeah I read that too. I thought the same thing.. "DUH! I do that already.. it just makes sense..." But then Like you BB, I remembered my ride-a-longs I've done here in the city and realized it doesn't make as much sense to the people who routinely get pulled over because they say some STUPID stuff.
 

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