Wannamachers---

[JD8]

I missed both shows last year due to working so this year I'm borrowing my grandma's hoveround so my feet don't get tired and I'll be pulling a trailer with guns and stuff hanging off of it. Make sure to stop me in the middle of the aisle and we'll chat it up for 10 minutes while everyone else is oblivious to our conversation and tries to get around us.

Make sure you clip a few heels while you're at it.

 

[flatwins]

I should have skipped showering all this week in prep for the show!

 

[kennedy]

I was told, by someone here, that there are directories at the front of the show, but I didn't see any the last time I was there.

I've never seen any directoriethere...There has to be a vendor map so they can pick out there spots...

 

[JB Books]

Maybe some of you will be lucky enough to meet me, on the other hand pray that we never meet.

 

[MrShooter]

I'll be there this year!

 

[3inSlugger]

As I am a fairly dark-skinned fellow, I plan on wearing a towel around my head and suspiciously fiddling with my cell phone in the aisles. I will show an interest in AKs and white virgins. Do not ask me to remove my towel, lest I kill you...er.... sue you. I will also be loudly proclaiming things in what I think sounds like Arabic.
If you catch anyone trying to steal, I will gladly cut off their hand with my scimitar.
I expect to draw attention to myself in hopes of making it in the evening news.

In all seriousness, the wife and I (minus scimitar and turban) will be there looking for Bersa mags, holster, and a huntin' rifle. Though I will still be suspiciously fiddling with my phone.

(note) sarcasm

 

[JD8]

I've never seen any directoriethere...There has to be a vendor map so they can pick out there spots...

It's been there for for as long as I can remember..... though sometimes inaccurate/not every helpful.

 

[HMFIC]

Don't forget the face camo with that boonie hat. A whole family came in last year with full camo, boonie hats, and face camo.

You're good Dennis. Most people couldn't even see them.

 

[Old Fart]

I should have skipped showering all this week in prep for the show!

Unfortunatelty you'd simply blend in with a decent part of the crowd.

Perhaps a good roll in a pile of fish guts and road kill might help seperate you from them.


The ones that get me the most are the non-wipers.

 

[peanut]

Maybe some of you will be lucky enough to meet me, on the other hand pray that we never meet.

You gonna have your table at the top of the stairs this year?