a can of COPENHAGEN wallet knife keys some change and dentyne ice
3 quarters
2 pennies
4 dimes
1 dime bag (for the dimes, of course)
a tissue
2 4GB memory sticks
an I-pone
a Midget
my wallet including insurance cards on 7 vehicles
a pocket knife
keys
a ball of yarn
a piece of paper
3 twigs
a Survivor LP - Eye of the Tiger
a copy of the 10 commandments
3 pieces of candy
a brown smudge
a hole
2 ink pens
4 boogers
and of course.....
my other hand.
Sorry pal, but I think you have me pegged all wrong...What...some of those little novelties you find in a machine at the gas station's bathroom? Or maybe a few condoms (new and soiled ) and a travel size tube of KY? Oh and don't forget the lid from a bottle of Bud light and an el roacho.
Sorry pal, but I think you have me pegged all wrong...
I don't smoke the reefer or drink alcohol.
Half a meatball sub
13 pesos
A bus token
Coupon from a Nevada brothel/tire shop (Buy 4 tires, get a free rotate)
Key to a Volkswagen Scirocco
A snow globe with Elivis Presley dressed like santa
1983 TV Guide featuring an article on "Dallas"
Lyrics to "White Christmas" (I wrote that one on a freight train coming home for the holidays when I was 17. I had been making a meager living as a street performer playing Ukelele in large metropolitan areas across North America. Unfortunatley I never secured the rights and to this day have not seen a dime from it.)
A neatly folded Farrah Fawcett poster
Film reel of "Casablanca"
Postcard DB Cooper sent me showing him on what appears to be a tropical island, wearing a buisness suit?
Please tell me you did not read all this crap
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