a can of COPENHAGEN wallet knife keys some change and dentyne ice
cell phone, wallet, Burt's bees wax, a sppedloader with 5 shots, a pocket knife and Chuck Norris
I'm at work, and so I have in my pockets...
Right front, tool box and personal locker key
left front, Pen, and ear plugs, and zippo lighter (i don't even smoke)
right rear, wallet and CRKT M16-14ZSF knife
front right extra pocket? (5.11 shorts have that lil pocket in the front)... Blackberry
nothing in the cargo pockets at the momet.
Right front, tool box and personal locker key
left front, Pen, and ear plugs, and zippo lighter (i don't even smoke)
right rear, wallet and CRKT M16-14ZSF knife
front right extra pocket? (5.11 shorts have that lil pocket in the front)... Blackberry
nothing in the cargo pockets at the momet.
Sorry pal, but I think you have me pegged all wrong...What...some of those little novelties you find in a machine at the gas station's bathroom? Or maybe a few condoms (new and soiled) and a travel size tube of KY? Oh and don't forget the lid from a bottle of Bud light and an el roacho.
I don't smoke the reefer or drink alcohol.
Sorry pal, but I think you have me pegged all wrong...
I don't smoke the reefer or drink alcohol.
I might believe HALF of that statement.
Half a meatball sub
13 pesos
A bus token
Coupon from a Nevada brothel/tire shop (Buy 4 tires, get a free rotate)
Key to a Volkswagen Scirocco
A snow globe with Elivis Presley dressed like santa
1983 TV Guide featuring an article on "Dallas"
Lyrics to "White Christmas" (I wrote that one on a freight train coming home for the holidays when I was 17. I had been making a meager living as a street performer playing Ukelele in large metropolitan areas across North America. Unfortunatley I never secured the rights and to this day have not seen a dime from it.)
A neatly folded Farrah Fawcett poster
Film reel of "Casablanca"
Postcard DB Cooper sent me showing him on what appears to be a tropical island, wearing a buisness suit?
Please tell me you did not read all this crap
13 pesos
A bus token
Coupon from a Nevada brothel/tire shop (Buy 4 tires, get a free rotate)
Key to a Volkswagen Scirocco
A snow globe with Elivis Presley dressed like santa
1983 TV Guide featuring an article on "Dallas"
Lyrics to "White Christmas" (I wrote that one on a freight train coming home for the holidays when I was 17. I had been making a meager living as a street performer playing Ukelele in large metropolitan areas across North America. Unfortunatley I never secured the rights and to this day have not seen a dime from it.)
A neatly folded Farrah Fawcett poster
Film reel of "Casablanca"
Postcard DB Cooper sent me showing him on what appears to be a tropical island, wearing a buisness suit?
Please tell me you did not read all this crap
Usually I have my keys, swiss, two feet of string , cell and wallet, but I'm on the computer so I only have nothing.
