What NOT to buy your wife for Christmas.

[Cohiba]

What NOT to buy your wife for Christmas!!!



Finished up my wife's Christmas present shopping just a few hours ago.

Cohiba

 

[dfisher]

Haha, I was the vacuum guy.....

 

[DanB]

I'm good. Wife is learning her new IPhone.

 

[dru]

When I was a toddler, and it was our first christmas that we ever videotaped, my dad's "big" present to my mom turned out to be a A-B-C fire extinguisher. He thought it was a great practical gift. We all thought it was a great christmas video

 

[Judged1]

lol this is good

 

[pinkhamr]

Safe here (I think) New Microwave and a Colt Mustang for her ....... Oh, and that Tennis Bracelet too ....

 

[HMFIC]

My best friend gave his wife an electric chainsaw for her birthday once.

She wanted it for yardwork and asked for it, so she was happy... but I think I'd have still been looking over my shoulder and listening for it to startup when I least expected it.

 

[JaredC]

Lol....my wife wants a vacuum for Christmas. But my gosh I never realized how expensive those damn things are. It would be cheaper to simply higher a maid I think.

 

[DanB]

I bought my wife a Dyson two years ago. It was addressed to her but somehow I'm the one that uses it the most. Go figure.

Maybe I should buy her a new gun for Christmas. You think I could get the same results.

 

[badrinker]

Buy her a new broom, tell her it's dual use, she can sweep the floor and fly it to work!