All I ask for is that the roads be too muddy to drive on for the entire the two weeks.
Do not envy you guys out west with section lines and flat country. If you want to poach in my area, you at least have to get out of your truck and burn some boot leather most times.
Only a tiny bit of the property even fronts a road, and the other guy who lives on that road put up a sign that says "No Huntin' - Video Surveillance" the other day. We ran into some rednecks driving that road on opening weekend once and they gave some him haw story about driving around seeing if the deer were moving. It's a public road, but only two properties are on it. I wish all road hunters and poachers would shoot a hole in their foot and their transmission.
I also love getting in my stand WELL before first light even begins to break on opening day and hearing rifle shots. What the hell are these people doing? I'm guessing they're pulling up to their spots, seeing a deer in the headlights, and shooting. Or they're having accidental discharges trying to load a borrowed rifle they've never shot in the dark. Gotta love yahoo season. I always defend hunting as a safe sport, and it is, but it seriously does amaze me that more "hunters" aren't hurt during the first week of rifle.