In all seriousness, it doesn't really bother me unless some idiot in line behind me starts snickering. Then I just turn to him and say, THEY'RE FOR THE BULLET HOLES, PUNK!!! And then I give him one to the hip.
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Once you change the locks and get the protective order in place, yes that can be a possibility
Scenario: You have in your shopping cart:
a) a box full of santiary napkins, or similar
-OR-
b) a box full of prophylactics, or similar
and a someone you know in a professional context bumps into your cart at the store and strikes up a conversation.
Question: Which is worse?
a) a box full of santiary napkins, or similar
-OR-
b) a box full of prophylactics, or similar
and a someone you know in a professional context bumps into your cart at the store and strikes up a conversation.
Question: Which is worse?
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thats one thing i dont mind doing. I guess i look "manly" enough to get away with it (im not saying you dont look manly
) and i typically walk with purpose so people stay out my way lol. Ironically, i almost picked up a chick at wal mart doing that when my lady was in the 'I cant leave the house like this' mode. Despite my blatant purpose for being in the isle in the first place, the lady shopper was coming on to me. Times like that make me wish I were single again.ahh hell, im a slave too...
prophylactic seems to be the greater of two evils.
Yeah, I asked her how much they were...she said $4.99 plus tax.
I said, "tax? Those things need tax? Are they the kind you just push in with yer thumb? Or does ya gotta hammer 'em in?"
OMG!
"And that your honor, is when the fight started."
Once you change the locks and get the protective order in place, yes that can be a possibility
I'm not real sure why given my station in life but this caused me to laugh hysterically!! Thanks for the giggle!!
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