Go be with your wives.
Can't just yet, shift doesn't end for a couple more hours.
You don't wanna wife man. Sex is an awful thing. It leads to kissing and then pretty soon, you gotta talk to 'em. 
You don't wanna wife man. Sex is an awful thing. It leads to kissing and then pretty soon, you gotta talk to 'em.
It leads to a heck of a lot more than just kissing and talking. Hint: changing diapers, and I don't mean when you're a senior citizen
You don't wanna wife man. Sex is an awful thing. It leads to kissing and then pretty soon, you gotta talk to 'em.
It really sucks when you get to the point of having to run to the store for "feminine products".
*sigh* Been there/done that.
Now this is funny. Did the checker announce over the PA system they needed a price check on those products while you were waiting to pay for them?
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I made it perfectly clear to my wife very early in our marriage that I would not be buying feminine hygiene products for her, it's not like it's a freaking big surprise, or shouldn't be.
29 years and counting and I only had to remind her once that I won't go there about a year in.
Although I had to do things for my wife that no man should ever have to do for his wife right after she had major, major abdominal surgery (they pretty near had to gut her like a fish and then put it all back in)
. I got a pretty decent ole lady though, I have her on record with 3 reliable witnesses, including the gun store owner that she doesn't care how many guns I buy so long as the bills are paid first.
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