You all are slaves.

[Super Dave]

It really sucks when you get to the point of having to run to the store for "feminine products".

I'd love to be let out of the house, unsupervised.

 

[Glock 'em down]

Now this is funny. Did the checker announce over the PA system they needed a price check on those products while you were waiting to pay for them?

Yeah, I asked her how much they were...she said $4.99 plus tax.

I said, "tax? Those things need tax? Are they the kind you just push in with yer thumb? Or does ya gotta hammer 'em in?"

 

[HMFIC]

You don't wanna wife man. Sex is an awful thing. It leads to kissing and then pretty soon, you gotta talk to 'em.

That reminds me of the old joke about why Methodists don't allow sex standing up... might lead to dancing.

 

[waltham41]

Wait until they get into menopause, THEN the fun begins. No offense meant to the ladies here, but YIKES!!!!!!!!

 

[TerryMiller]

Dang. It's great being old...

....I don't remember doing any of that. And, I've been married to the same woman since 1968. (Yeah, some of you guys aren't even that old.)

 

[BadgeBunny]

Wait until they get into menopause, THEN the fun begins. No offense meant to the ladies here, but YIKES!!!!!!!!

I can certainly vouch for that!

 

[EFsDad]

It really sucks when you get to the point of having to run to the store for "feminine products".

I buy at Sam's and only get them 4 times a year.

 

[zoomaster1]

It really sucks when you get to the point of having to run to the store for "feminine products".

Doesn't really bother me. It can really get you some major brownie points too. But in the same sense, having to buy them for my daughter, kind of feels strange, but the embarrasment is on her!

 

[338Shooter]

Wait until they get into menopause, THEN the fun begins. No offense meant to the ladies here, but YIKES!!!!!!!!

Isn't that when you trade the old 44 in for two 22s?

 

[sanjuro893]

Yeah, I asked her how much they were...she said $4.99 plus tax.

I said, "tax? Those things need tax? Are they the kind you just push in with yer thumb? Or does ya gotta hammer 'em in?"

:ROFL Why didn't I think of that?