You all are slaves.

[Roadking Larry]

Scenario: You have in your shopping cart:

a) a box full of santiary napkins, or similar

-OR-

b) a box full of prophylactics, or similar

and a someone you know in a professional context bumps into your cart at the store and strikes up a conversation.

Question: Which is worse?

How about some of that KY edible lube stuff?
Or just plain old Astroglide?

 

[Teeeroy]

I can (and have) run to the store for the lady products, but where I draw the line is not holding her purse while she tries stuff on. I'm happy to say I won that battle long ago. Don't know why it's a big deal to me, but it is for some reason.

 

[okcowboy]

The Man Song

 

[RickN]

Go be with your wives.

Who do you think made us slaves in the first place?????

 

[dennishoddy]

Go be with your wives.

Sitting by my side as we speak.

 

[onearmedman]

Those are not feminine hygiene products, they are "battle dressings"...

 

[Slamfire]

Didn't you trade yours in when she got to menopause?
That's where you screwed up.

 

[BadgeBunny]

The Man Song

That's hysterical ... I kinda like this one too ...

50 Rules for Women

 

[rebelracer79]

That's hysterical ... I kinda like this one too ...

50 Rules for Women

That was good!

 

[BadgeBunny]

That was good!

I love the stuff that plays off gender stereotypes!! There used to be this guy on the radio every morning when I was driving to work. Manlee Mann's Manly Manual of Manly Things or something like that. I would pull into the parking lot crying my eyes out I was laughing so hard! My co-workers always wondered about me! (Not saying that wasn't justified ...)