hoter than a wh*re's p****y on dollar day
tighter than a chigger's arse streached over a rain barrel
luckier than a two p3ckered billy goat at a nanny convention
hotter than two mice screwin' in a wool sock
tighter than a chigger's arse streached over a rain barrel
luckier than a two p3ckered billy goat at a nanny convention
hotter than two mice screwin' in a wool sock
To describe #2:
- Dropping the kids off at the pool.
- Giving birth to a brown toilet trout.
- Release a sewer snake back into the wild.
- Sending the Browns to the Superbowl.
- Punishing the porcelain.
- Releasing the hostages.
- Dropping the kids off at the pool.
- Giving birth to a brown toilet trout.
- Release a sewer snake back into the wild.
- Sending the Browns to the Superbowl.
- Punishing the porcelain.
- Releasing the hostages.
pinching a loaf
That's gonna leave a mark.
Busier than a cat covering sh*t.
But mom, everyone does it.
Not in my house.
That'll come back and bite you in the a**.
Busier than a cat covering sh*t.
But mom, everyone does it.
Not in my house.
That'll come back and bite you in the a**.
-whats that got to do with the price of rice in china
-Is pig butt pork
-well he!!'s bells
-does the bear fart in the woods
Stupid crap like that
-Is pig butt pork
-well he!!'s bells
-does the bear fart in the woods
Stupid crap like that
You can't fix stupid.
When someone says haul azz she has to make two trips.
He's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
3 bricks shy of a load.
Nuttier than squirrel ****.
He's batting for the other team.
When someone says haul azz she has to make two trips.
He's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
3 bricks shy of a load.
Nuttier than squirrel ****.
He's batting for the other team.
