Like my wife says "That Boy Ain't Right"You gonna hafta straighten up there Steelfingers! Getting wild and crazy on us LOL
Ha! With my wife the line seems to always be moving - At 56 yrs old and married 24 years, I still haven't figured women out.
Women are like major league pitchers and your at bat. Just when you think they're throwing a curve, they come with the heater.When you get them figured out, write a book and you will be a rich man!!! When i think I have figured something out about them they prove how wrong I am LOL!!!! Which really is not a bad thing, keeps ya on your toes...........
I just learned last week that when she says "I need to run to the grocery store and pickup a few things" it either means: 1. Get off the couch and go to the store for the things she needs, or 2. She is going to the grocery store and will spend two or three hundred dollars, and then swing by a fast food restaurant to pick-up dinner on her way home. I'm still trying to hone those interpretation skills.When you get them figured out, write a book and you will be a rich man!!! When i think I have figured something out about them they prove how wrong I am LOL!!!! Which really is not a bad thing, keeps ya on your toes...........
It's called "Wifespeak" It's a difficult language to master and only three men have been successful. Even those three men (Andy Cohen, Liberace and Caitlyn Jenner) struggle.I just learned last week that when she says "I need to run to the grocery store and pickup a few things" it either means: 1. Get off the couch and go to the store for the things she needs, or 2. She is going to the grocery store and will spend two or three hundred dollars, and then swing by a fast food restaurant to pick-up dinner on her way home. I'm still trying to hone those interpretation skills.
Just fine in wifespeake (roughly speaking) means. It's not just fine. It's a far from just fine as it could be.I'm still trying to figure out what "just fine" means to the female gender. It's obviously different from the male version...
Ha! With my wife the line seems to always be moving - At 56 yrs old and married 24 years, I still haven't figured women out.
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