Here I sit at 4am, cold and alone. My feet are tingling and my legs are uncomfortable. Something in the pit of my stomach said "no man, don't do it; it's not time" but I didn't listen. On the spur of the moment last night I decided to get rid of possibly the most non judgemental friend I've ever had. A friend that's been with me through thick and thin. Seen me through major life decisions, seen me through sickness and health. Moral of the story, never buy a $7 toilet seat from wally mart and expect it to be as good as your last one.