I remember a job a guy in the military told me once and I don't direct this to anyone but it is humorous.
I seems a country boy named Joe was plowing his field with a mule one day and a big nice Cadillac drove up and a guy got out and yelled to Joe, "Hey Joe, do you remember me?" Joe stopped plowing and came over near the fence and said, "Jim, is that you?" Yes, I'm Jim your old friend." Joe said, "Jim, where you been at?" and Jim replied, I've been to Sanford, and received a bachelors degree then I went to Harvard and received a degree of law and english, and by the way, don't you know to never end a sentence with a predicate adjective? To this Joe replied, "I'm sorry Jim, I'll start over-where you been at A**hole?"
I seems a country boy named Joe was plowing his field with a mule one day and a big nice Cadillac drove up and a guy got out and yelled to Joe, "Hey Joe, do you remember me?" Joe stopped plowing and came over near the fence and said, "Jim, is that you?" Yes, I'm Jim your old friend." Joe said, "Jim, where you been at?" and Jim replied, I've been to Sanford, and received a bachelors degree then I went to Harvard and received a degree of law and english, and by the way, don't you know to never end a sentence with a predicate adjective? To this Joe replied, "I'm sorry Jim, I'll start over-where you been at A**hole?"