A Joke from my Buddy in Houston

[Cohiba]

Here's a little humor from Rich, one of my bud's in Houston.



The Old Man and the Beaver:


An 88-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

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The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 88-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.


I now have a 24 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story..

"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season."

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One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge..

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.


"Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?" asked the doctor.



The 86-year-old said, "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."




The doctor replied, "My point exactly."


Cohiba

 

[Big House]

 

[HMFIC]

That's funny right there.

 

[Cohiba]

Here's another on he sent me......a Cajun joke about Boudreaux the Cajun(pronounced boo-dro-Boudreaux)

Timbuktu


A Poetry Competition was held in Baton Rouge had come down to two finalists;

A) An LSU graduate.
B) Boudreaux


They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a short four line poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '.

First to recite his poem was the LSU graduate. He stepped to the
microphone
and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu

The crowd went crazy !. No way could Boudreaux top that, they thought.

Boudreaux calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three hoes in a pop up tent
They were three, and we were two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu .






Boudreaux won.

 

[Bootleggn]

Bahahahahaha

 

[okie98]

Dr. Pepper on the keyboard!!!!!!

 

[zoomaster1]

Coulpe of good ones there!

 

[MoBoost]

Hmmm ... healthy human males stay fertile to the death ...
Beware of old farts pointing walking canes - if he can raise it, he can still shoot.
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[RKM]

Hee Hee...pretty good.

 

[HarryBear]

Those are hilarious I don't care who you are!