You can resign, but you would be giving up your retirementYeah, about the only way to get out of that is if you are dishonorably discharged, medically discharged, way too old/unfit to do anything, or dead. Once you sign on the dotted line they should honestly tattoo "Property of Uncle Sam" as a tramp stamp on you.
OMFG!!!!!! THATS THE LAST THING ANYBODY NEEDS LOLThey could put you in charge of the complaints division.