You girls can all come over to my house and I'll take care of you...
I have a jacuzzi bath built for two. I'll pour us a couple of nice glasses of wine, put on some relaxing music... candlelight and bubbles. All of your back pain will just melt away. You'll thank me in the morning on your way out the door while leaving behind nothing but your innocence and a sammich.
I don't have any back pain or any innocence left, but this is a tempting offer ...
We the offer was really just for saddlebum and JB... but I suppose I could make an exception. I didn't want to seem chauvinistic.
I'm clean shaven head to toeBTW, how many of you guys have 'staches??
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