Be careful people, Porch pirates are carrying guns.

[Garrett]

Get a double-barreled shotgun. Just walk out on the balcony, put that double-barreled shotgun up and fire two blasts outside the house.

Problem solved.

I like it, simple. Easy to remember...

 

[turkeyrun]

THAT is the scene I see on my phone from RING. I would yell, "ready to die, *******?"

I would be at side door, to garage. IF he shoots door, I am 15 yards away, at 90° to where he is looking.

It is no longer theft and azzhat deserves everything he receives.

 

[OK Corgi Rancher]

Question: with him having a firearm drawn while stealing said package, wouldn’t this be armed robbery? LEOs?

Don't know about OK but in my experience robbery (or "aggravated" robbery when a deadly weapon is involved) involves taking something directly from a person. Not sure what OK calls it.

S**tty situation for sure... The criminal has all the rights here. Not to mention if you confront him it could go from bad to worse in the amount of time it takes to pull a trigger.

If I were emperor it would be open season on a55holes like this. Then I'd send his family a bill for the cleanup.

 

[ttown]

Hit my car horn alarm in the driveway

 

[CanadianRiverRat]

Rattlesnake in a box.......not YOUR fault if somebody steals your "new pet".

 

[JEVapa]

Curious, what would you guys do in this situation? Shoot a hole in your door over a package? Confront the guy, gun in hand? Let him go? It’s not really a self defense issue unless you confront him, and a guy running from your front porch doesn’t exactly bring the castle doctrine into play. Just curious, cause I’m kinda lost as to what I would do.

My answer to your Q: Shhhh. Miranda

 

[rockchalk06]

My answer to your Q: Shhhh. Miranda

I'll defer that to my atty sir.

 

[Seadog]

Get a double-barreled shotgun. Just walk out on the balcony, put that double-barreled shotgun up and fire two blasts outside the house.

Problem solved.

LGBFJB

 

[indi]

Lol… jus kiddin

 

[Letfreedomring]

Yell out from the wireless intercom disguised as a garden gnome that is stuffed with 6.3# of tannerite and just hope dumass is a good shot! Yippee Ki-Yay MF!