Creepy Clown Thread

[MP43]

For a scholarly (but interesting) study of the subject, this article is hard to beat:
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/The-History-of-Scary-Clowns-217771511.html

 

[Okie4570]

This thread could have ended with the first post............Pennywise for the win in the creepiest clown contest...........ever. Coulrophobic.

 

[Cohiba]

D@@@@@@MN!!!! These p8ctures remind me of a time in New Orleans...I can ...well, really I can recall only bits, pieces, sounds, and colors.

I guess that's what you get when you mix laudanum and absinthe down in The Big Easy...clown hallucinations deluxe!!

 

[caojyn]

Nothin wrong with these clowns.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Fear Boner

 

[Brandi]

I'm not a fan of this thread....I frickin' hate clowns. Clowns are maniacal serial killers who suck your soul out as they do their creepy killing thing...sort of like gingers but with face paint and scary outfits. I know a lot of people joke about this but clowns really are evil, they are.

Rodeo clowns aren't clowns...they are badass cowboy studs (Mmmm) who were forced by the system to dress like clowns to scare the bulls (little known fact, bulls are terrified of clowns).

The picture of the "evil clown girls" ...nope, not scary, hot but not scary.

Clowns are evil, don't kid yourself, they will kill you and your family if you do not kill or at least cripple them first. Death to clowns!!!

 

[SoonerTactical]

Seems more than a few nerves have been struck today about clowns...

 

[trickydick]

Do creepy teddybears count?

 

[Blue Baby]

http://www.kjrh.com/dpp/entertainment/weird_news/Van-carrying-clowns-crashes-in-Pa-1-clown-hurt

YORK, Pa. (AP) — Good thing they weren't crammed in a clown car.

Pennsylvania police said a minivan with two clowns inside crashed outside the York Fair around 6 p.m. Wednesday when the driver missed the entrance and collided with an SUV while making a U-turn.

The minivan was also pulling a trailer with a clown car.

Police said the driver, 83-year-old James Billingsley of York, also known as "Dimples the Clown," suffered a minor bump on the head. His passenger clown, 77-year-old Norman Clouser of York, was unhurt.

Police said "Dimples" was wearing clown shoes but the oversized footwear apparently didn't play a role in the crash.

West York Borough police Sgt. Brad Thomas said both vehicles had to be towed. He didn't know if the clowns ever made it to the fair.

 

[been]

Is it weird if this thread gives me an erection?

 

[Cohiba]

An erection??!! Hell, those clowns...any clowns give me the "turtle"reflex..pulled in and slammed shut!! Those freaky clowns also make my go-go's tingle...but not in a nice way!!