Now THAT'S worth crying over! Sorry to hear it!
Now THAT'S worth crying over! Sorry to hear it!
Women can't live with them, pass the beer nuts. -- norm Peterson
Would just like to point out that you most certainly CAN shoot an ex-wife. not that you SHOULD, or that its LEGAL, but you CAN still do it. Also it would be helpful if you had an airtight alibi and a good place to stash the body. Now its win-win for everyone involved except for maybe the ex-wife 
Still, sorry that its happened. Maybe charges of at least theft are in order?
Still, sorry that its happened. Maybe charges of at least theft are in order?
I guess I am pretty lucky, I am going thru a divorce (which is good luck in itself) And we came to an agreeable settlement which lets me keep my guns and gunshop untouched by her greedy hands and all I need from the house we shared together. She will be moving back to Texas in a couple of weeks to be close to her kids and grandkids and will not bother me at all!! She has no idea that I was planning on moving out soon but since things blew up a little sooner than expected we split a little earlier than I was prepared for but it will work out O.K.. I did have to give up my pick-up that was almost paid for and take the newer one that I still owe more on but that's O.K., I don't want her to leave mad I just want het to leave. Non contested divorce is a little under $400.00 and she is gonna pay half!
Oh yea, She has no Idea that there is another miss hipshot already here from Texas that is now living with me ( she came out the night I moved out!)
Sorry for the hijack, Just so happy to get rid of her I couldn't stop myself!!
Oh yea, She has no Idea that there is another miss hipshot already here from Texas that is now living with me ( she came out the night I moved out!)
Sorry for the hijack, Just so happy to get rid of her I couldn't stop myself!!
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, Will you
marry me? The Princess said, NO!
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie
bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain
Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony
and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up ….. The end
marry me? The Princess said, NO!
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie
bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain
Morgan and never heard complaining and never paid child support or alimony
and kept his house and guns and
never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and
left the toilet seat up ….. The end
Would just like to point out that you most certainly CAN shoot an ex-wife. not that you SHOULD, or that its LEGAL, but you CAN still do it. Also it would be helpful if you had an airtight alibi and a good place to stash the body. Now its win-win for everyone involved except for maybe the ex-wife
These are the exact things I was thinking too.
#1. can implies ability
#2. it's all about the alibi
#3. no body, no crime
Yes I tracked it to Nogalis Mexico. But it must have been removed because I can't locate it anymore. It would be sweet to see that ***** setting in a Mexican jail cell doing Donkey shows for a living. I worry more about my stuff showing up in the fast and furious ********.
Does your wife know about your secret lives, Walter Mitty?
