My spider war story...My wife and I were stationed at Incirlik AB, Turkey for our first duty assignment. I would go pick her up after work every day. This guy she worked with had a small sore on his cheek one day. Well as the days went by I noticed this sore grow larger and more bulbous until finally it was the size of a small grape. He finally went to sick call with it and when they sliced it open hundreds of baby spiders spewed out and started crawling all over his face! Don't remember the name of the spider that does this but it's apparently a common occurance there.