Oh my ... I almost forgot ... here ... you will need this link ... refer to it often ... LOL
Cop Humor
And for the rest of you yahoos who have no sense of humor ... BE GONE! haha!
This one is my absolute favorite ... for obvious reasons ...
Trooper's Ball
A state trooper pulls over a car for speeding and the female driver says
"I guess you want to sell me some tickets to the Trooper's Ball."
The trooper responded that "Troopers don't have balls, maam." After he realized what he said,
he simply walked back to his car and drove off. Even cops don't win them all.
I saw a few lake Patrol troopers today and wanted to ask them if they were selling any....... But I figure they wouldn't laugh as much as I would have... so I didn't...