Grocers stockpiling food and cleaning supplies.

[xseler]

You guys made me go out and buy groceries this mornin! Got some good stuff at Aldi!

I've never gotten anything bad at Aldi's. Their chips are world-class at 1/3 the price of major brands.

 

[John6185]

Aldi bacon is some of the best I've found, where else can you buy a can of vegetables for 49 cents? And a loaf of bread for 75 cents?

 

[TedKennedy]

I fried the last of the catfish last night. Got another mess of deer and it'll be gone. Freezer ain't empty, but it's looking pretty lean.

What shall I do?

 

[xseler]

I fried the last of the catfish last night. Got another mess of deer and it'll be gone. Freezer ain't empty, but it's looking pretty lean.

What shall I do?

Sounds like the guy at the Oregon gas station ---- "Fill'er up, Man."

 

[RickN]

I just strip down to my drawers and sit on a folding chair in the garage and she does her thing.

Isn't it better if she strips down and gives you a hair cut?

Been trying to talk mine into being my topless barber for years. She just pats my bald spot and laughs.