We're number one! We're number one!
http://www.thelostogle.com/2015/02/18/tuttle-is-apparently-the-sexiest-city-in-america/
Tuttle is apparently the sexiest city in America.
It may be time for our friends at Patricias or Hustler Hollywood to open a Tuttle location.
Last week, some company called PinkCherry Sex Toys released a list of the 50 sexiest cities in America. They determined the rankings by analyzing how much city residents spend on sex toys, adult novelties and lingerie per person. Basically, the stuff youd find at the bottom of Clark Matthewss closet.
(Hey, a Clark Matthews reference!)
After analyzing all the numbers, the top city on PinkCherrys list was Tuttle, Oklahoma.
Yes, thats right. Tuttle is the sexiest city in America. To celebrate the occasion, Tuttle-based Braums will be offering a limited-edition Pink Cherry ice cream flavor in all metro stores.
Via a news release by PinkCherry Sex Toys
Yeah, I dont know how to explain this either. But lets try.
If you ask me, the whole thing is probably skewed by Jason White, Aaron Tuttle or the Braums family. Theyre about the only things in Tuttle, right?
However, considering Jason White probably uses air conditioning hoses and old college football trophies as sex toys, and Aaron Tuttle mistakes tanning lotion for lube, that means the Braums family is probably due all the credit. Maybe they use dildos to homogenize their milk? That could explain why our food critic, Louis Fowler, thinks it tastes so good.
Of course, perhaps the Braums family orders sex toys for their employees in bulk. That would make sense, too. It would not only explain why it takes so long for Braums employees to complete an order, but also answers the decade old question Why does the Braums girl seems so happy and cheerful before getting wiped-out by a semi?
http://www.thelostogle.com/2015/02/18/tuttle-is-apparently-the-sexiest-city-in-america/
Tuttle is apparently the sexiest city in America.
It may be time for our friends at Patricias or Hustler Hollywood to open a Tuttle location.
Last week, some company called PinkCherry Sex Toys released a list of the 50 sexiest cities in America. They determined the rankings by analyzing how much city residents spend on sex toys, adult novelties and lingerie per person. Basically, the stuff youd find at the bottom of Clark Matthewss closet.
(Hey, a Clark Matthews reference!)
After analyzing all the numbers, the top city on PinkCherrys list was Tuttle, Oklahoma.
Yes, thats right. Tuttle is the sexiest city in America. To celebrate the occasion, Tuttle-based Braums will be offering a limited-edition Pink Cherry ice cream flavor in all metro stores.
Via a news release by PinkCherry Sex Toys
PinkCherry Sex Toys compiled their annual list of the top cities in America purchasing sex toys, adult novelties and lingerie. Looking at sales over a one year period (January 1, 2014 Dec. 31, 2014), PinkCherry was able to determine which cities ordered the most amount of product per person. We divided the amount of revenue in each region by the number of adults who live there (according to the census) to tell us the average amount of sales per capita.
The top three cities whose residents ordered the most for this period are Tuttle, OK, Hearne, TX, and Celebration, FL. Tuttle claims the top spot, with their population spending approximately 13 times the national average! Affton, Missouri, comes in close with 4th place.
Yeah, I dont know how to explain this either. But lets try.
If you ask me, the whole thing is probably skewed by Jason White, Aaron Tuttle or the Braums family. Theyre about the only things in Tuttle, right?
However, considering Jason White probably uses air conditioning hoses and old college football trophies as sex toys, and Aaron Tuttle mistakes tanning lotion for lube, that means the Braums family is probably due all the credit. Maybe they use dildos to homogenize their milk? That could explain why our food critic, Louis Fowler, thinks it tastes so good.
Of course, perhaps the Braums family orders sex toys for their employees in bulk. That would make sense, too. It would not only explain why it takes so long for Braums employees to complete an order, but also answers the decade old question Why does the Braums girl seems so happy and cheerful before getting wiped-out by a semi?