Don't spend it all in one place...
Something like this?
Back when I was in the Navy...we decided to have a "Hog Night". Whomever managed to round up the oldest and ugliest 'chick', take her back to the apartment, and 'do the night' with her was the winner... I didn't even try.... I didn't have the stomach for it.
...To lower his 'selection parameters', all he had to do was drink a few beers and take off his glasses. She was three times his age, gigantic, and to say she was ugly was an understatement. "S" won, hands down. She had a daughter that came along that was offered to me but because she was twice my age and just as ugly, I graciously declined. Fortunately, I can't hold enough beer to cloud my - eh - judgment?...
Woody
Just checked and I won $8.00 last night on the lotto......now that I'm rolling in dough I can't seem to figure out what I'll purchase first, any suggestions ?
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@ConstitutionCowboy:
Woody! Dang man, you shoulda upheld the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service and done the deed! To heck with a few beers, getcha great big bottle of "Old Yellow Knife" or some other cheap rot-gut whisky and go for the gusto!
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