I saw a grasshopper carrying a cantine.
Full of vodka!
Their canteens full of vodka was what I had to use the other night, returning from an evening hog hunt, to clean the gnats off of the windshield.
If a snake farted it would blow up a cloud of dust.
You know, I think I may have seen the aftermath of that the other day, while walking the dog very early in the AM, right after sunrise. I found a shed skin three feet long, and that must have been what happened! AW, the snake had to fart so much the skin came right off. Thank you for that.=
Lone Wolf
Anytime I can help
It’s so dry, the the dogs are marking their territory with chalk lines.
........that when she goes.... (sorry wrong thread).
Need all the help I can get to keep from going to the retirement center!
