Malaysia Air Flight 370

[0311]

Hey rifleman you find that plane yet

Stand by for breaking news, mortarman.

 

[0311]

Somehow we´ve got to find that 777 so that I can get back onto my ant-gun agenda, Kyung!

Lay off the guns, Piers! Your show's been canceled and you're on the way out!

I'm sorry, OSA! That Piers really chaps my ass!

As you can see from the search grid superimposed over my face, OSA, the area of primary focus has been shifted to the north 685 miles!

Mitchell and I are enroute to the new grid coordinates, Kyung!

 

[0311]

I rodger dodger your last, Martin Savidge! Interogative! CNN is about to break coverage for an hour of "CHICAGOLAND."

That really gives me a wedgy, OSA!

 

[ignerntbend]

This show almost makes me wish I had cable, OSA. Who is this alluring woman who talks so dirty?

 

[0341]

Asian women are my kryptonite

 

[ignerntbend]

Shutup, Mortarman!!! You can't come into the cockpit!!!

 

[gfercaks33]

0311 you win the internet sir!

 

[0311]

This show almost makes me wish I had cable, OSA. Who is this alluring woman who talks so dirty?

 

[rhodesbe]

this is what I hate most about all this. You cant tell me that in 2014 with all our technology nobody knows where this plane is/was. Someone knows and isnt talking. Most likely us.

I'll say it: no one knows where it is.

Technology holds a dim candle to the sun Hollywood and TV creates. If only it was as easy as yelling "ENHANCE!"

 

[0311]

I'll say it: no one knows where it is.

Technology holds a dim candle to the sun Hollywood and TV creates. If only it was as easy as yelling "ENHANCE!"

Not only that, but the entire search area has been abandoned and relocated 685 miles north. All those satellite photos have been discounted.