OH MY GOD!!!! You gotta read this.

[Have Blue]

...the alcohol entering the bloodstream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Knoxville Police Dept spokesman Darrell DeBusk said Monday in a statement.

Someone didn't pass Anatomy and Physiology.

 

[LightningCrash]

Someone didn't pass Anatomy and Physiology.

the liver: right between your esophagus and your stomach.

 

[dru]

Ah butt-chugging. Yet another marvelous device of Darwin to keep the tree of evolution pruned and healthy

 

[tntrex]

frat daddies lol

 

[tntrex]

Dumps

 

[BadgeBunny]

haha DUMPS

haha Now everybody wants to know the joke! ROFLMAO!!

 

[Blinocac200sx]

I'm amazed by the parents. "Our son who was hospitalized with a dangerously high blood alcohol level says he didn't shove a tube up his ass to get drunk. . ."

What happened to good old Red Foreman style parenting? "That tube's not the only thing going up his dumb ass."

 

[beast1989]

So is that how you consume cheap alcohol? I know Kentucky Deuxe is like drinking lava but not bad enough to make me want to bypass my taste buds.

 

[David2012]

I'm of the opinion that idiots who do stuff like this aren't very far behind the kind who stick a gerbil or hamster up their butts for sexual gratification... or inject drugs from unknown sources into their veins. Considering these nuts vote and run for public offices, our society is doomed for eventual collapse....

 

[Glocktogo]

When I was a kid in school, the term was "Stick a rubber hose up your nose." When did that morph into "Stick a rubber tuber up yer pooper."???