Overheard at the gun counter....

[mightymouse]

'Are you looking for anything specific?'
"Trouble! Always looking for trouble."

 

[mightymouse]

"I heard they just passed a law that lets people in all 52 states carry a pistol openly or concealed. I saw it on TV."

 

[RugersGR8]

"I heard on TV you Cabela guys are having a "clearance sale" on your handguns here in OKC and you can get 25 at a time?"

 

[D. Hargrove]

"I heard on TV you Cabela guys are having a "clearance sale" on your handguns here in OKC and you can get 25 at a time?"

Bad, bad, bad......

 

[NikatKimber]

"I heard on TV you Cabela guys are having a "clearance sale" on your handguns here in OKC and you can get 25 at a time?"

Access code for free handgun sale at Cabelas:

 

[mightymouse]

"My dad is gonna give me his 1911 as soon as I get my Gun Handler's Permit."

 

[ratski]

"My dad is gonna give me his 1911 as soon as I get my Gun Handler's Permit."

Perfect time to recite that little poem many of us remember from the Military:

This is my Rifle
This is my Gun
One is for Fighting
One is for Fun.

Then ask him again about his "gun" handler's permit!!!!

Dave

 

[rawhide]

As told to me by a local dealer....Gun buyer filling out 4473 asks if the burglary charges he's facing will be a problem. (To make it more interesting, he was arrested while burglarizing a nearby small town police department's property room.)

 

[Nate08chevy]

"We need ammo for a '38'"
"Ok .38 special, .38 s&w?"
"No, for a 38 we are going blackpowder hunting for deer...."

Ended up being a mosin 38 carbine! Felt sorry for the counter guy

 

[bigchuck83]

Just heard today while out browsing the gun stores and pawn shops, counter guy said you don't have to wait on a suppressor anymore just pay your money, fill out the paperwork and leave with it just like a regular firearm. I didn't know i would hear such BS this morning.