We went at to eat at a local family owned restaurant last night. The matriarch of the family came to our table to tell us about her fiddleback spider bite. She was bitten on the end of her index finger and that area is deconstructing. She said that her doctor just told her that she would most likely lose the finger. Her quick response was: Can you replace it with a finger that vibrates?! She's about 75 plus years old.
A few years ago, she was pissed at two high school boys working for her so she called them in for a meeting. She told them that she could tell they wasn't happy being at work so here's what you two are going to do! She told them to go to the bathroom, pull it out and play with it until they get happy. When you reach the point of happiness, come back to work happy.
A few years ago, she was pissed at two high school boys working for her so she called them in for a meeting. She told them that she could tell they wasn't happy being at work so here's what you two are going to do! She told them to go to the bathroom, pull it out and play with it until they get happy. When you reach the point of happiness, come back to work happy.