Anyone in the Moore area please come by a woman's clothing store called Maurice's and shoot me in the head. I'm easy to spot. I'm the only male. I don't know how I wound up here but I'm dying a slow death. The Mrs does seem to be enjoying herself though. I can feel the testosterone being drained away.
I feel your pain, I too have been in that slow painful death. I thought about climbing on top of the highest clothes rack and jumping to what would hopefully be my death.
There is no escaping the duty. All men must feel the pain of the duty. We men must ( sad to say ) be there for the dreaded question that is inevitable ...Does this make my butt look big . You want to tell the truth and say " YES ! ! ! ". But as men we must lie and say no dear.
and for the love of god DON'T hesitate
Could be worse.... I used to WORK at a store called Cato Fashions.... a women's clothing store.
OMG... tha horrah!!!
OMG... tha horrah!!!
You are a strong man.
I have noticed that for the most part(with a few execptions)
women = shop(look, try, feel, change mind)
men = buy(hey, my size, my brand, and just like the last 20 jeans that I bought)
women = shop(look, try, feel, change mind)
men = buy(hey, my size, my brand, and just like the last 20 jeans that I bought)
I feel like that every time I go grocery shopping with the mrs. Whenever she is shopping she has this slow moseyful gait that bugs that crap out of me. If she would let me shop we would be in and out in a couple minutes.
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