Oh Snap there's going to be bodies hitting the floor like mad then.Jokes on Larry. They have been contracted to guard the base, not storm it. Those poor unsuspecting people
Plot Twist... He shows up as FBI Agent Johnny Utah. He's so self-tortured about who's right, he just fires his service weapon in the air yelling like 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
Calling Mr. Jackson, Mr. Samuel L Mutha Fg Jackson.
"I'm tired of the moth------ing Kyle's, on this moth------ing fence line!"
I think this is really a planned operation by the government. There really are aliens on the site and they are running low on supplies for food and experimentation. With this event planned this far in advance, military scouts can pick and choose the best subjects for the aliens to eat and probe. All the aliens have to do is fill out a menu and a questionnaire, give it to the scouts and their choices for dinner and two legged lab rats are ripe for picking.
No need for the aliens to sneak around and use mind control and abduction, just some creative advertising and they come to you. It should have been done years ago. What the scouts and aliens have to be concerned about is the fried brains of the Californians and the Antifas and some certain politicians. Can you imagine what that could do to their digestive system or what may leak out when they get probed or their brains leak out?
Will there be enough hazmat suits to go around? Do we have enough supplies to decontaminate afterwards? We need to get a go fund me account to assist Area 51.
No need for the aliens to sneak around and use mind control and abduction, just some creative advertising and they come to you. It should have been done years ago. What the scouts and aliens have to be concerned about is the fried brains of the Californians and the Antifas and some certain politicians. Can you imagine what that could do to their digestive system or what may leak out when they get probed or their brains leak out?
Will there be enough hazmat suits to go around? Do we have enough supplies to decontaminate afterwards? We need to get a go fund me account to assist Area 51.
Aliens like them fried..... and they will be!!!
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