I really like the one about mouse flavored cat food...Okay...it's Friday Night and I'm starting with a little Jim Beam Distiller's Cut...here we go.
* Which will get to your house faster...your pizza order or an ambulance??
* Why do my neighbors leave cars and trucks worth thousands of dollars in their driveway and cram junk in the garage??
* Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food??
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour??
* Why is it when one sock goes missing you notice but when both disappear you don't??
* Why is it by law our cars have to be road worthy, but the roads don’t have to be car worthy??
* Why is using a dollar bill as a book mark is cheaper than buying a bookmark??
* Why is bean bags are just boneless chairs??
And the last one is.............
* Why is it that one of the biggest scams in life was your mom saying she won't get angry if you tell the truth??