Forgot the most important one!!!
When I hear my wife yell this....she's found out I did something, broke something and tried to fix it before she knew I broke it, didn't do something she's asked me for months to do or fix, come in very late at night or early morning, bought another something that she thinks I have plenty of......you know...guy stuff.
When I hear her yell this....I usually slip out of the house over to my neighbors yard and visit with him...knowing she won't act demon possessed in front of him. Yep, when I hear her yell "this"....somehow I have somewhere else to be!!!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!
Yep, that's my signal to : vacate the premises
When I hear my wife yell this....she's found out I did something, broke something and tried to fix it before she knew I broke it, didn't do something she's asked me for months to do or fix, come in very late at night or early morning, bought another something that she thinks I have plenty of......you know...guy stuff.
When I hear her yell this....I usually slip out of the house over to my neighbors yard and visit with him...knowing she won't act demon possessed in front of him. Yep, when I hear her yell "this"....somehow I have somewhere else to be!!!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!
Yep, that's my signal to : vacate the premises